|
Neptune Homepage
How to Find Us
Newsletter
Local Dive Sites
Dive Trips
Dive Training
On Sale NOW
Equipment Rental
Pool Parties
Photos
Dive Links
Ski Links
|
|
How do you know if there is a scuba diver in the room?
- Just wait 5 minutes (or less)
- He wears a watch that would put a Navy Aviator to shame, and it beeps to tell everyone he's got it
- He wears a Jack Cousteau red beanie
- He sports a Shark Tooth necklace that he'd picked up in Guam
- He shows you the old wounds from the critters he's got over the mantlepiece back home
- He's got every piece of equipment that you have and then some
- He's been bent, narced, and shot at in more dive spots than you can imagine
- He's been technical advisor on every underwater movie since Sea Chase
- He's an ex-SEAL and Halo diver
- He'd love to invite you out on his boat but it's still being serviced after that New Years bash
- He leaves a puddle in the bathroom - bad diving habit he picked up during cold water diving
- He leaves you with the Bar/ Restaurant bill
- He's got a permanent mask imprint on his face
- His wardrobe is denim, denim, denim/ 3mil, 5mil and formal dry suit
- His car carries stickers like 'Old divers Suck'
- He sports a tattoo he picked up in the Phillipines (usually rude or gung ho)
- He tells you that he goes to the same workout gym as Arnie and learned Kung Fu from Bruce
- He will always have seen bigger, faster sharks than you can wave a snorkel at
From the Internet
|
